Cutting Carbs Sweater
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Did they really just advise cutting carbs?
Do they not know you have an almighty battle coming up?
A legendary fight with the bar!!!
The only carbs youāll be cutting is that delicious meat feast pizza!
You hear the screamsā¦
āYou canāt out train a bad dietā
But you have to fuel the workout!
Six pack or keg⦠it doesnāt matter,
The set starts in the kitchen!
That amazing crispy base with sumptuous cheeseā¦ šš¤¤
Itās one of the reasons why you train!
You embrace the suck and fight your demons.
Cutting carbs the right way,
The way that means you can have the trifecta of macros,
Thatās your reward.
Thatās the gift to yourself for being one of the few!
Now go get yourself a protein packed, macro balanced, post workout, disgustingly delicious pizza!
And the best sweater to eat it in - buy it now (buy it here ā donāt go to musteat.com* youāll just be disappointed!).šŖ
*DISCLAIMER - This is a fictional cheat meal app and in no way is supposed to bear resemblance to any living or dead fast-food app⦠all characters in this listing are fictional and similarities are purely accidental.
Buy it now!
Hand Printed in the UK
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Cutting Carbs Sweater
Cutting Carbs Sweater
- Description
- Size Guide
- Technical Info
- Delivery
-
Did they really just advise cutting carbs?
Do they not know you have an almighty battle coming up?
A legendary fight with the bar!!!
The only carbs youāll be cutting is that delicious meat feast pizza!
You hear the screamsā¦
āYou canāt out train a bad dietā
But you have to fuel the workout!
Six pack or keg⦠it doesnāt matter,
The set starts in the kitchen!
That amazing crispy base with sumptuous cheeseā¦ šš¤¤
Itās one of the reasons why you train!
You embrace the suck and fight your demons.
Cutting carbs the right way,
The way that means you can have the trifecta of macros,
Thatās your reward.
Thatās the gift to yourself for being one of the few!
Now go get yourself a protein packed, macro balanced, post workout, disgustingly delicious pizza!
And the best sweater to eat it in - buy it now (buy it here ā donāt go to musteat.com* youāll just be disappointed!).šŖ
*DISCLAIMER - This is a fictional cheat meal app and in no way is supposed to bear resemblance to any living or dead fast-food app⦠all characters in this listing are fictional and similarities are purely accidental.
Buy it now!
Hand Printed in the UK
Product Information
Product Information
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Description
- Description
- Size Guide
- Technical Info
- Delivery
-
Did they really just advise cutting carbs?
Do they not know you have an almighty battle coming up?
A legendary fight with the bar!!!
The only carbs youāll be cutting is that delicious meat feast pizza!
You hear the screamsā¦
āYou canāt out train a bad dietā
But you have to fuel the workout!
Six pack or keg⦠it doesnāt matter,
The set starts in the kitchen!
That amazing crispy base with sumptuous cheeseā¦ šš¤¤
Itās one of the reasons why you train!
You embrace the suck and fight your demons.
Cutting carbs the right way,
The way that means you can have the trifecta of macros,
Thatās your reward.
Thatās the gift to yourself for being one of the few!
Now go get yourself a protein packed, macro balanced, post workout, disgustingly delicious pizza!
And the best sweater to eat it in - buy it now (buy it here ā donāt go to musteat.com* youāll just be disappointed!).šŖ
*DISCLAIMER - This is a fictional cheat meal app and in no way is supposed to bear resemblance to any living or dead fast-food app⦠all characters in this listing are fictional and similarities are purely accidental.
Buy it now!
Hand Printed in the UK











